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by black ghost » Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:41 am

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Joke

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Eubank's book

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by PaulVerrall » Sun Mar 27, 2022 8:50 am

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Temporary accommodation...

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by Martinspuddle » Fri Mar 18, 2022 17:46 pm

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Government seizures

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by PaulVerrall » Fri Mar 18, 2022 9:14 am

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Guess the song...

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by PaulVerrall » Sun Mar 13, 2022 19:18 pm

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Weight training

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by Mito » Sun Mar 06, 2022 16:35 pm

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Problem with time zones

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by Jon_D » Fri Mar 04, 2022 15:57 pm

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Siberian weather

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Missing Russian parrot

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by Jon_D » Fri Mar 04, 2022 15:39 pm

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A little rude joke...

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Donald and Vlad

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by Jon_D » Fri Mar 04, 2022 14:56 pm

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Who are writing to?

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by Mito » Wed Mar 02, 2022 22:11 pm

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Poor me.

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by Mito » Tue Mar 01, 2022 21:19 pm

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In your face!

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Just have a peek

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Viagra Part two.

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Viagra : its true effects

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