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Happy Friday Folks!!

Post by r0bb072 »

Dwarf couple who work in the circus are having a baby.
They go to the doctor for a check up.
Doctors says 'Everything is fine. Do you want to know if it is a girl or a boy?'
The guys say, 'we don't really care to be honest so long as it fits in a cannon'....

Disabled toilets are, ironically, the only toilets that you can run around in....

My wife had a near death experience last night. Silly woman thought she could hoover whilst the football was on...

I failed my health and safety course last week. One of the questions was, 'in the event of a fire what steps should you take?' 'Bloody big ones', apparently was the wrong answer.

That's all folks. take care

Juwel Primo 70ltr tank,
NovoLux 60 LED light,
Bioflow One Filter, Eccoflow 300 pump,
AquaHeat 50 Watt heater
Askoll Sand 0.7/1.2mm
Loose aquarium Bogwood pieces
Numerous planted species

5 Orange Flag Tailed Guppies
5 White Cloud Mountain Minnows
6 Zebra Danios
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