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Happy Friday Folks!!

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Dwarf couple who work in the circus are having a baby.
They go to the doctor for a check up.
Doctors says 'Everything is fine. Do you want to know if it is a girl or a boy?'
The guys say, 'we don't really care to be honest so long as it fits in a cannon'....

Disabled toilets are, ironically, the only toilets that you can run around in....

My wife had a near death experience last night. Silly woman thought she could hoover whilst the football was on...

I failed my health and safety course last week. One of the questions was, 'in the event of a fire what steps should you take?' 'Bloody big ones', apparently was the wrong answer.

That's all folks. take care

J
Hardware:
Juwel Primo 70ltr tank,
NovoLux 60 LED light,
Bioflow One Filter, Eccoflow 300 pump,
AquaHeat 50 Watt heater
Askoll Sand 0.7/1.2mm
Loose aquarium Bogwood pieces
Numerous planted species

Software:
5 Orange Flag Tailed Guppies
5 White Cloud Mountain Minnows
6 Zebra Danios
1 Super Red Bristlenose Pleco

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