Mus musculus aka 'Jerry Mouse'

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We've known for a while we have a mouse in our house and I've not managed to catch the little #@$%! :dodgy2:

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N.B: In case your wondering, this is a Ai image of the suspect (first time I've ever used this imaging technology) ...not managed to photograph the critter yet.

Anyway, I usually have a packet of Polo's on the computer desk in the dinning room and they've been disappearing. I thought I was going mad. You see, my wife doesn't eat them, nor Charlie, the mad mutt. Last night I heard what sounded like scrapping behind the book case. I banged the side of it, out shot a mouse!

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Evidence found at crime scene

Using my phone torch, I could see little pieces of green and white paper, plus some foil. This morning my wife pulled out the book case and found this scene ...oh my god, he's had two packets! :mad:

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Crime scene - click to enlarge

Never in my wildest dreams did I think a mouse would eat Polo's and what we find remarkable, if you look at the computer monitor, below there is some Polos. He's got them off the desk, along the floor and under the bookcase.

According to Wikipedia,
House mice have an adult body length (nose to base of tail) of 7.5–10 centimetres (3–4 in) and a tail length of 5–10 cm (2–4 in). The weight is typically 11–30 g (3⁄8–1 oz).
A packet of Polo's is 35 g in weight, is 12 cm long and 2 cm's wide. Bearing in mind, I had eaten some of the Polo's, so the packet was probably 9 cm's in length and maybe weighting 28 grams. What I want to know, is this Mouse using steroids? 🤯

Looking on the bright side :dodgy: this mouse has the freshest breath in the district!
WARNING - DO NOT BREED, FEED OR PET THE PUDDLE! :dodgy2:
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That appealed to me 😆😆😆
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There's never just one.... ;)
If at first you don't succeed....
...get someone else to do it! :D

Enjoy your fish, shrimps and snails!
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plankton wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2024 8:54 am There's never just one.... ;)
I'm ready! :)

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WARNING - DO NOT BREED, FEED OR PET THE PUDDLE! :dodgy2:
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FishBubs wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 16:15 pm That appealed to me 😆😆😆
Oh this just gets better ...not!

Last night I was sat at the computer. My wife had gone to bed, Charlie yapping in his sleep and I became aware of faint scratching noise near or next to me. ::eh::

I turned on the main light and using my phone torch I started trying to find the source of the noise. I looked everywhere, I couldn't find the mouse. Don't know what made me do it but I opened the top draw of the desk and there he was noring on my Polo's, larger than life! :mad:

I pulled the draw out to try and catch him, he jumped into the next draw until I'd pulled all the draws out and ...was gone.

So I've been sitting there and the little bugger was right next to me all the time! :banghead:

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I had to laugh, little blighter had found a gap at the back of the draws, that I had forgotten was there.

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I now set up a couple of humane mouse traps ...with, you guess it, Polo's for bait. :D
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:rofl: :rofl: I wouldn't of thought polo's would be to their taste, but then again we used to use mars bars to get the buggers!
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I'm wondering about using Chocolate Liquors for bait ...little sod might be to drunk to get away then! :D
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Thats a waste of good chocolate.
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fr499y wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2024 10:02 am Thats a waste of good chocolate.
To see a mouse drunk ...I think not! 🤣
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Surely charlie should be put to work to catch the little blighter? I thought he loved chasing small furry things lol
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