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TEL AVIV, Israel
The Israelis are expanding airport security:-
It's a device that eliminates the privacy concerns that many have with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with no racial profiling.
It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London .
Shalom!"
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