Ice Cold In Heaven

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Ice Cold In Heaven

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A conversation in heaven

SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.

WANDA:
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA:
I froze to death.

WANDA:
How horrible!

SYLVIA:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold , I began to get warm & sleepy ,
and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA:
I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating ,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead , I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA:
So , what happened?

WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched , and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere , and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA:
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.

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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I had no idea how that was going to end.

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Post by Stephen »

That's a good one Jon ::thumbu::
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